Guess The Topic Of Conversation

Me: Why isn't it thinging out?

Husband: I don't know. I looked at the this, and it says it should be thating.

We're highly articulate.

Backyard Wildlife

We get a lot of wildlife in our backyard because we back up to a farm field, and we're on a dead end street. It's a neighborhood, but we're the end of it, so there's not a lot of human interaction. So I'm totally used to opossums, squirrels, hawks, eagles, rabbits, rats, chipmunks, etc. The normal stuff. I was not expecting her:

Then she went over and ate at my neighbor's crab apple tree for about 20 minutes. Pretty awesome. I'm going to see if my fiance will let me have one as a pet.

Canned Pumpkin

I'm making pumpkin bread because it's delicious. Squash in general is disgusting, and pumpkin kind of makes my skin crawl, but when you put it in bread, it turns into delicious wonderfulness. Anyway, we have two cans of pumpkin puree, so when deciding which one to use, here were my thoughts:

1. I should check the expiration dates and use the older one first.
2. I should use the Shurfine one and leave Joe the brand-name one.

There is so much wrong with both of those thoughts.

It does, however, leave me with a super-awesome romantic statement: "I love you so much I'd use the generic can of pumpkin puree and let you have the brand-name one."

Any day now I'll be writing for a soap opera.

Why Does This Exist?

My thoughtful fiance brought me home a special treat yesterday:

The hell?

Music

Do you ever find yourself thinking, "Man, I could really go for some cheesy pop music sung by a guy with tooly hair wearing a tooly vest and a tooly hat who sings at least half in falsetto with extra reverb and is impossible to understand because he doesn't enunciate"?

Yeah, me either.

So why the hell do I love OneRepublic so much?

These are the ingredients on today's shot at a new herbal supplement:

Say What Now?

These are the ingredients of my new herbal supplement:

So obviously I know exactly what I'm taking.