Guess The Topic Of Conversation

Me: Why isn't it thinging out?

Husband: I don't know. I looked at the this, and it says it should be thating.

We're highly articulate.

Conversations at Home

A real conversation I just had with my fiance:

Joe: Yay! I'm a good boy.
Me: You can't even be evil in videogames.
Joe: I learned from Spiderman that with great power comes great responsibility.
Me: I learned from Spiderman that if you're too evil, you turn into Eric Forman.
Joe: Why aren't all our conversations chronicled on Facebook?

Well, sweetheart, now they will be. I'm making a Faceook page.